ADDICTING!

I must say...ever since I got Adobe Photpshop again, it's been quite difficult NOT to use...I looked through all my pictures for pictures of people where ATLEAST 3/4 of their body was showing, and they must be doing some kind of a pose...now...YOUR job is to find which one is the REAL model!! (Its...really....not that difficult...especially if you watch Americas Next Top Model.)



I call this picture the COLLAGE....I love it...I have it on my desktop.

AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL....NEW CONTESTANT!

Ladies and Gentlemen....ever since...just recently, a new contestant has been added to AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL! These are against all of their rules, and regulations!....but they couldn't resist. This new Model is tall, good looking, smart, and knows how to dance! This just MAY be...Americas...NEXT TOP MODELLLLLLLLLLLL.....




Oh...and yea...this is suppose to be a joke!

Ho Mother!

The other day, I was making my way to SilverCity to watch "Unleashed" (Starring Jet Li...of COURSE I'm going to watch it!) I was on the corner of Dorchester Road and Hamilton road...on the cell phone. Now...I remembered hearing something about cell phones and driving being illegal...but I wasn't sure if that law was implemented in Canada, or only in America. I was sitting at the red light with the cell phone at my ear...when a Police car turned infront of me (on Hamilton road, turning left)...My heart began to beat faster and faster thinking to myself "crap...is it illegal? IS IT ILLEGAL??". The officer looks at me as he drives by...and as SOON as he passes me, HIS LIGHTS TURN ON!! Here I am...shatting my pants...thinking "HO MOTHER!!" The cop turns into the next complex on the left (where town and country is)...I sat there and waited for that Red Merciless light to shine upon me the LIGHT OF MERCY, AND LET ME GOOOOO. Thank God...and the street light..it turned green, and I went... I don't think the officer was after me...I'm guessing he was just REALLY eager to get to Town and Country Pizza! I thought Unleashed was a good movie. Don't watch it if you are expecting 2 hours of fighting...it has a story component to it...yes...I know...Jet Li and story....and not Full 2 hours of fighting sounds kinda fishy....but I really enjoyed it. Later that night, in my bed, I dreamt of what would have happened if it WAS illegal to call on the cell phone while driving...and how I would have been PUBLICLY HUMILIATED in the dorchester Newspaper...my dream looked something like this...