King Erfan?

Western has been quite...an experience!...and THAT you can probably guess from my picture. I'm sure you are all familiar with the term of being 'knighted', which has been done for many centuries by the Royalties. The term you may NOT be familiar with....is being 'royalted'! That is right...I now have KING status at the residence of Alumni House. I got such a position by doing a very noble deed...doing something that takes lots of courage..and dedication...and a trained heart. I competed in a talent show against the rest of the res!